The Official Thread of Opening Day

And the Devil Rays take the lead. They're playing very loose and aggressive. And Pavano's now done.

 

I swear, most Yankees fans are fucking retarded. Why boo Pavano? The defense fucking sucks and the outfielders have the worst arms in the majors, it's not his fault that there were three errors made behind him.

 

But it is his fault that after the errors he gave up RBI hits.

 

Did I hear the CC Sabathia is pitching? You mean his broken wrist healed that fast!

 

Those wouldn't have been RBI hits for most leftfielders.

Matsui got punked.

 

Yeah, he started. ... After the Indians went up 5-0 after 1, he gave two back.

 

Good news for the development of Matt Murton. He finally discovered how to strike out. He's learned well from his teammates.

 

Dunn. Gone. Again.

3-0 Reds.

 

Adam Fucking Dunn 3, Cubs 0, two outs in the bottom of the third.

 

Harang has quietly developed into a really good pitcher. He's a legitimate All-Star at this point.

 

That's exactly what you'll get 75% of the time with Dougie "The Out Machine" M. playing against righties (as though he hits lefties any worse - he's ambinondextrous).

Anyone know why Damon left the game?

 

As a buddy of mine just said, hey Hawk Harrelson, how about Contreras? "HEEEEE GOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bah!