The Official Thread of Opening Day

This just in: Scott Kazmir gave up another run-scoring single.

 

Tied game (2-2) at the Metrodome.

Orioles have hit Johan well in the last two innings.

 

Johan Santana sucks. The Twins suck.

I feel bad for Twins and O's fans. Among the broadcasters tonight are Rick Sutcliffe and Erin Andrews, the dumb and dumber of broadcasting.

 

Oh good God and DUSTY BAKER IS ON THE BROADCAST TOO?!?! This is the worst booth in the history of mankind.

Now Dusty, who absolutely destroyed Corey Patterson's confidence, is trying to take credit for Patterson's RBI double. Fuck you Dusty, you know-nothing dick. Paging A_QB, paging A_QB.

 

The problem is having Erin Andrews do voice-over reports without putting her on camera is completely useless. Nobody wants to listen to her.

 

It's now, 3-2, Birds.

 

Hard to be in last place when you're in first.
162-0 baby. Snap.

 

Bases loaded with Cuddyer, Morneau, and White on the basepaths.

 

Jeff Crillo makes a good imperssion by getting a hit to tie the game at 3.

Not sure what Morneau was thinking in running home. He was going to be dead duck.

 

Is Sutcliffe drunk again? If I have to hear him mispronounce Justin Morneau's name one more time...

 

Morn-Yo!

Been driving me crazy too

 

What a catch by Rondell White!

Webgem right there!