The Official Thread of Opening Day

A 5-0 deficit on Opening Day? That's enough to drive a manager to drink.

 

It already did.

 

La Rusa seemed real happy to be doing that in dugout interview with Morgan.

 

Inside the heart of every Mets fan is a Dodgers fan screaming to get out. [/tweaking line from Full Metal Jacket]

 

It's not like Morgan was going to ask LaRussa about the DWI charge. The "Genius" should have been, to borrow a word from the former Reds second baseman "compterable."

 

Nice catch by Reyes. Mets are out of trouble.

 

Does LoDuca have any hits/RBI/runs/SBs?

 

2-run single

But nobody gives a fuck about your fantasy team

 

Does anyone remember when Joe Morgan got the shit kicked out of him at LAX?

 

I think this needs to be reiterated.

 

Oh, no, I'm genuinely interested in Paul LoDuca's well-being; former Dodger.

 

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!