The politics thread is locked so let’s talk about anything else

I think we should talk about what constitutes outing,

 

Also replicating human sexuality, but only if you are doing it right.

(I had to add that last bit for BYH. Is it possible for sex to get loud in eight seconds?)

 

You've got to time it right, but it's possible. Or so I have heard.

 

The ninth and tenth seconds are MAGICAL, or so I have heard.

 

I don't know. Ask Rick Pitino.

 

He has plenty of time on his hands at this moment to change the wipers on his cars.

 

Generally, when a couple or more friends, acquaintances or colleagues venture to an agreed-upon place for the purpose of frolicking, kibitzing, grab-assing and socializing.

 

I hate when people use the word “adulting.” You are 30. Getting out of bed and going to work does not qualify as “adulting.”

 

That's when I replace shoes.

Not since my AMC Pacer died.

(I was Smallpotatoes before Smallpotatoes was cool)

 

Which sport requires the best hand-eye coordination?

 

Darts.