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Banned because they are too dangerous.

 

Everything would have been solved if everyone was armed with jarts.

 

Zoos - good because they allow people to develop an appreciation for animals or bad because they cage them up?

 

Jarts are still good for concealed carry. A good guy with Jarts can take down a bad guy with Jarts.

 

It's right there in the 2nd Amendment.

 

Generally good. They're well-cared for by people who love them and are well-educated about them. Though I might feel differently if a nice person was feeding me three squares a day in a cage.

 

My family was a lawn dart statistic. I dropped one in my sister's leg. Right into her ankle. I must say from quite a distance. And height.

 

Accident, or "accident?"

 

Accident. We were playing too near the back door. She walked out when my dart was already in flight and stepped right in its path. She was three or four, I would guess, which would make me seven or eight. Fairly traumatizing childhood experience. It stuck right in her ankle. Still gives me sweats to think about. I have no idea whether she remembers it. I'm kind of afraid to ask.

 

Could have been worse. My brother had a finger severed by a weedeater.

 

Indians have a Yan and now a Yonder.

All they need is a Yondest.