The Ray Rice Elevator Video

What if Rice was gay and hit his boyfriend?

 

He would have been provided liberal cover and never got suspended

 

God @TheTweetOfGod · 4h 4 hours ago
"Janay Rice: 'God Chose Me and Ray for a Reason'." That's right. I handpick which women get abused. That's exactly how I operate.

 

But, but... he has a plan for all of us. For some of us, that plan includes getting pummeled by a loved one.

 

Then he would be too much of a distraction, but Dungy would consider signing him if he broke up with the boyfriend and stopped dating men.

 

Jesus told Tony to sign Ray. Because Janay said God let Ray hit her so they could go through this together. So Sayeth Jemele

 

"I would [pick up Rice] under one condition," Dungy said on NBC's Sunday Night Football. "Ray Rice made a terrible mistake, but he paid the penalty from the League and from the legal system. I would have to talk to him and say, 'Have you learned from this?' (I'd) look in his eye and see if he has learned from his mistake. Then I'd be okay to sign him. ... You also have to weigh is he okay paying a penalty like everyone does and then moving on with his life?"

 

Jesus love you but I don't ...... pow

 

Tim Marchman of Deadspin has, um, a few issues with Peter King's reporting.

http://deadspin.com/peter-king-is-a-goddamn-embarrassment-1665259136

 

Yep. King was lied to -- again -- and won't just tell us this:

 

Not to go all OOP on you, but the idea of NFL conspiracy via that talking slab of ham is quite an assumption.

 

Careful. You might start making sense.