The return of Tron

I don't recall a Tron, but I do remember the movie. We always watched something like Tron when my uncle came for a visit. Without fail, he would always return from the video store with some obscure sci-fi movie like D.A.R.Y.L. I particularly recall that one. My dad had bad taste, but my uncle's taste was terrible. Of course, what could you expect from a guy who had a computer the size of a small Buick in his basement back in the mid-1980s.

 

why? Tron was awful

 

Tron is in your ceiling, watching you masturbate.

 

I'm sure this is a d_b, but I'm sure he likes Tron too...

 

Then he's enjoying a helluva show!!

 

That tank game was a colossal pain in the anus. The spider one was fun at first, but then it got too fast. The cycle game was pretty cool and it prepared us well to play Snake on our cell phones. The one where you shoot the test pattern in the cone was my favorite. And that's my memories of Tron. Oh wait, almost forgot. Discs of Tron was an okay game made cooler because of the cabinet and the 3-D look.

 

Damn, Damn, DAMN!!!

I was sooooo looking forward to reading about redheads with fake tits and real tats!

 

Tron and the redheaded girl always reminds me of Charlie Brown for some reason.

 

Hey, at least he finished on her grille, unlike CR!

Wait, getting my sex-story threads confused. Carry on.

 

The greatest Tron moment was him quipping across the dinner table to his stepmother that he would gladly provide her dog with manual genital gratification for $500.

 

I don't remember that from the movie.

 

That's the best way anyone has ever phrased "hand job" in history.