The Reuben Sandwich from Subway

I like their bread so much more than Subway. Plus you can eat a Big John while driving and not make a mess.

I rate most foods on the basis of: "Can I eat this while I'm driving?"

 

Yeah, that's why I don't have much Taco Bell. Always a mess.

 

Taco Bell fails on the question of "Can I eat this while I'm self-respecting?"

 

Is that John Laroquette?

 

No. That's Dan, Dan Fielding.

 

Oh, I've never let that stop me.

 

We have a local chili dog stand that leaves you with that ‘I just ate out of a dumpster’ feeling.
But I can’t quit that place.

 

Here in the Toronto area there are few sandwich alternatives to Subway. Quizno's came roaring in with Don Cherry as a shill but has little traction, I have heard there are some Firehouse locations around - might be one out typefitter's way if he is still where I believe he is - but no Jersey Mike's. Mr. Sub, a Canadian chain that was all there is before Subway invaded, is an afterthought now.

I sometimes wonder what hockey players ate before Subway because that is all these guys eat.

 

I second the Not-Impressed-with-Jimmy-Johns.
Not a fan of the bread.