The Rev. J. L. gives you the scoop on OJ, Barry Bonds and Mack Brown

And may I just say, oy.

 

If you run it through DooleyFish, I think you get a recipe for Three Bean Salad in Latin.

 

That's why reading it gave me the shits ...

 

Reading Latin gives you the shits? 8)

 

No way. It doesn't make that much sense.

 

Haud, lectio Latin mos non planto mihi curtus.

 

No, the salad did.

 

Semper ubi sub ubi -- ignavi pueri

 

No, I will not. It jams in my crack and gets very uncomfortable.

 

You get Hoynes.

 

You're a feckless thug, Zeke.

 

Oooooh ... shots fired.