The SJ.com 2008 charts ... today!

I think Gomer would much rather have this:

 

You're a boy, right? Tell her you'll act like a pet. I think she likes that sort of thing.

 

Thank you very much, both of you. Now that I've got this, all I have to do is find a strip joint newbie, point and laugh at them for being inferior.

Oh, and the beer is purely symbolic for me. As Beef03 knows all too well, I'm a fru-fru drink guy. If it's fruity and involves crushed ice and some sort of booze, I'm there.

Only drank two bottles of beer in my life.

Was there a thread here before we went on this tangent? Oh, right, I think I just moved up to 561st.

 

If I'd known you were a pink frou-frou drink kinda person, I'd have gotten you one of those instead!

 

I was a non-beer guy, too ... until I turned 21.

Then I had to start paying for my own stuff. Then I realized how expensive liquor is. Then I learned to like beer ... quickly. 8)

 

You. Are. Wonderful.

And Buck, I keep the cost down by buying bulk.

 

Wow, I just shot up to 144th. If the Seahawks make it to another Super Bowl I may legitimately break the 3k mark by mid-February.

 

Upon further review, it turns out I'm actually 297th. Shocking, really. Though I'd be much lower (though today's record-setting 15-or-so posts has certainly helped).

 

My thoughts exactly!

 

You have too many posts already to have second thoughts.

 

You're selling yourself short. The refs would probably give you more than enough lousy calls to work with, allowing you to shoot up to 3,000 much sooner than that.

 

Excellent point, Oz. Excellent point.