The SJ.com 2008 charts ... today!

OK, I looked it up and I was in 323rd place, although I think this post will move me into a tie for 322. Woohoo, storming up the charts. There are new newbies that have way more than me.

 

Sadness: I just checked how many times I've posted since Jan. 1. Total -- 214 posts, for an 11.888-per-day average.

God I need a girlfriend.

 

Um, I've posted 473 times since Jan. 1, for an average of 26.27 a day. And I HAVE a boyfriend.

Not for long, apparently, with that kind of output on this board.

 

Well, maybe YOU need a girlfriend!

 

It would help me keep the boyfriend interested.

 

Or another man. That way you can be all "I got a man" and he can be all "what's your man got to do with me?" Repeat as necessary.

 

That just made me laugh.

 

One thing to make me feel better: I just looked up BYH, and he has 535 posts this year, or 29.72 a day.

So I'm still less of a looser than he is!

 

With this post, I have 284 posts this year, about 15.8 a day. A whole lotta people are posting at a faster rate than I am. BYH will almost certainly pass me in the next 3-4 months.

 

Of course I'm not helping with today's spate of posting, which as of this message brings me to 223 for the year (12.388 per day). I hope/fear to be close to if not on the first page by 2008, assuming I haven't gone whole-hog emo and cut myself to death by then.

 

I've been bored, obviously, because I have posted 622 times since Jan. 1. That's a whopping 34.5 per day. Shit, I've only posted three times the last two days, so my average was 38.75 a day through the 16th.
If we get as much snow this weekend as they are saying I might have to try and get my average to 40 a day.

 

I've got 270 since Jan. 1, or 15 posts today ... and I have no girlfriend. This is actually good since I'm married.