The SJ.com 2008 charts ... today!

This is about as low as I can go and not feel guilty...

 

Okay, no, maybe answering myself is even worse.

 

What's a social life?

 

They give you one when you get a real job. It's in the benefits package.

 

Son of a dick. I've got to get me one of those -- a social life, too.

 

It's all good. We've all post-padded at some time in our life. Doesn't mean you have to like it.

 

Are you trying to terrify me or the world?

 

It's actually kind of fun.

 

By the way, 'Gola ...

 

I'm going to make you my bitch this week.

 

That's why I said I would enjoy Page 1 for as long as I could. I fully expect to be passed later on tonight.
And by the way, I could have body surfed and held a beer even if it was 2 p.m.

 

Why was I not mentioned in the first post?