The SJ.com 2008 charts ... today!

Gathright's always been my boy, for some inexplicable reason, even before he got traded to the Royals. I'm a sucker for no-power, no-average, all-speed types who make you believe they could steal 100 in a season once they learn to hit. It's what I have to settle for now that the Rickey Hendersons, Vince Colemans and even Tom Goodwins are gone.

And if Guillen hits 35 home runs next season, that would be only shy of the Royals team mark.

 

I'll manage on the East Coast, but I appreciate the offer. Although, nothing says sexy like a woman breast feeding.

 

Really? What the hell is the Royals team mark?

 

The breast feeding and soon learning that every hot girl you meet in a bar in West Texas inevitably starts talking about her three kids. Be grateful (I am) if you meet a girl out here that doesn't have children and is not only attractive, but single at the age of 24 and higher.

 

36, Steve Balboni, 1985.

 

34, Mike Sweeney, 2005*.

*- denotes Sweeney used steroids and broke down, screwing millions of fantasy baseball owners and failed to break the team record in home runs.

 

balboni ruled.

that's all.

 

There is nothing more disgraceful than a KC Royals threadjack.

 

I spoke to him once and have got nothing negative to say about Balboni. That said, he's a big motherfucker.

 

perfect. that only increases my adoration of the man.

 

And aside from Rollie Fingers', is there a better mustache in the history of baseball?

 

IJAG would have you look at that dude from the Indians way back when. What was his name?