The sj.com 2009 charts: ANGOLA MADE IT!

i gotta leg sweep 'em first. remember? they're quick on their toes.

i've also come to find throwing heavy objects at them works best nowadays.

 

When I visit my 3-year-old niece, we like to play "Fly Me." It's when I take her up to the second floor and throw her out of the window. But it's not mean. When I extend my arms, you know, to get a good distance, I say, "Weeeeee." Yeah, she cries when she hits the sidewalk. But those are happy tears. You can tell the difference. Sad tears are clear. Happy tears have a reddish tint.

 

I am full of fail, Mikey and F_T.

I only had 290 posts in February. :'(

 

Ten a day means you've got better things to do. There's nothing wrong with that, KY.

 

But I feel like I let the team down, man.

 

Well, you've gotta support the team. At least that's what Putty told me.

 

Who?

 

Seinfeld, sir.

 

Ah. Never watched much of that show, so the reference was lost on me.

 

wow, i had 1,821. maybe i should go commit suicide or something.

 

I posted only 1,097 times between Jan. 1 and Feb. 29. That's an 18.28 per day average.

I prefer the tortoise approach. Fear the turtle!

 

I had no idea me posting less would drive people down that path, Tomas. I'm sorry I've caused you to lose your will to live. I'll try not to let it happen again for the Heartbreakers' sake.