The sj.com 2009 charts: ANGOLA MADE IT!

I always aim for one more than my average. You know, to not disappoint the children.

 

My daily average is 7.5. I figure that's reasonable.

Nothing more to add here, carry on.

 

I just want to keep my average under 10. It took me six weeks of not posting to get it there.

 

My New Years resolution was to get my average to 30. It's probably the only one I'll keep.

 

Hey, everyone has to have at least one goal they can accomplish.

 

Exactly my thoughts.

 

I can't believe you're still under 20.

 

Don't worry about me. I'll be able to drink real soon.

 

I can't bring myself to be as useless as 30 posts a day. I mean, honestly, there's nothing I would contribute to hit that mark.

Except for this post, I guess. Half the time I feel guilty that my posts are not on topic.

 

When you've got nothing else going for you, you learn to make time for those small accomplishments. At least I have.

 

Half the posts on the board aren't on topic. There wouldn't be a board if we stayed on topic. The lack of chaos would spawn a new kind of chaos unlike anything we've ever seen on the Interwebs.

 

don't you start with me, mister.