The sj.com 2009 charts: ANGOLA MADE IT!

Yeah. Not the Brad Pitt one, but the guy grimacing.

People always told me he looked constipated.

 

Wait, how do you make more people dislike you than already do? I thought I already knew all of the tricks. Teach me, good sir.

 

No, you have it down pat.
Well, that and picking fights with people.
Certain folks on this particular board, maybe a moderator, really hate me.
You start fights and you see them through.
Then people hate you.

 

It also helps if you root for the Yankees on the board while belligerently drunk.

 

Yes.

A little known fact: Clever use to be a Yankees fan and sometimes admits to it now.

 

I think the same attitude -- my apathy -- that leads people to dislike me will prevent them from every truly despising me. I just don't care enough to see any fights or disagreements through. I mean, it's a message board. I've knowingly met three people on here, and I met all three before I had ever even heard of the board. None of you have any affect on my life once I close the browser window. So why should I care if, for example, spnited or Flying Headbutt or JR or whoever thinks my clogged toilet thread was stupid? I don't and never will.

 

I still am. I just get tired of simply rooting for a uniform all the time. I need some, you know, actual people to root for. There are few guys on that team these days who I give two shits about. It's not a lot of fun to discuss.

 

David Wright.

 

He's a Yankee? Does that mean A-Rod is going to short and Jeter is going to center?

 

I would say I rarely carry it past the board.

Sometimes I get angry enough that I have to bitch to my girlfriend about it, but that is not often.

 

i have so much confidence in you.

 

Just root for David Wright. You can't possibly go wrong.