The Soccer Thread (Version 10)

Wayne must be fucking terrified to know that he's married to Sherlock Holmes.

 

Kudos to England.

https://deadspin.com/tammy-abraham-says-england-will-walk-off-the-field-if-s-1838905939

 

Petr Cech is back in goal!

37-year-old Petr Cech to make pro hockey debut this weekend

 

This is an experiment:

Scunthorpe United

 

The experiment was that I was on a random message board and that club showed up as S****horpe United because of a profanity filter. I wondered if it was going to show up as Spussycathorpe United here.

Carry on.

 

hope he doesn’t get a slap shot to the noggin

 

Don't be an jerk cluttering up the thread with your experiment.

 

I really hope he's got his old GK/rugby helmet on under the hockey mask. That would be awesome.

 

I already clutter it up with rubbish talk about the worst team in the PL, so this is no different.

 

Bad attempt at a profanity filter joke on my part.

 

It's all good, you pussycat.

 

I watched the Maradona documentary during my Yom Kippur fast. Really well done — he is such a compelling player but such an entitled and spoiled human being. You can see his decline happen during the course of his Napoli career as he never was a physical talent but he got fatter and slower as time went on and his addiction got the better of him.