The Soccer Thread (Version 8)

That play by Cech — ouch. He’s in anyone’s top 5 all time EPL keepers, but he’s lost 2 steps.

 

Looks like the Giroud-Batshuayi-Aubameyang circle transfer has been completed.

And I can't believe that Man City actually needs Mahrez, but I guess if money is no object, the transfer may go through today.

 

Beautiful strike by Phil Jones!
Wrong net, you fucking twat.

 

This has been a horror show as a United supporter. The entire key to playing an attacking style against a decent team is faith in your centerbacks, and Jones and Smalling just aren't up to it against the big boys.

 

That could have been goal of the month at the proper end of the pitch. You're 100% correct, @Webster.

 

It's nice to see that Pogba is getting the game off.

 

Oof, Chelsea.

 

How do you have 2/3 of the possession and lose 3-0? That makes no sense.

 

Geoff Cameron unfiltered is pretty amazing.

Geoff Cameron’s Car-Pool Confessional

 

I was sleeping, so I have no idea how they managed it, but Burnley taking a point from City this morning... Maybe Europe is still in the cards!

 

Arsenal about to send in Mini Ditka against Everton. They're already up 3-0 in the 20th

 

make that 4, and so far the new guys have accounted for one goal and a cross to set up Ramsey for another.

This is the one game the Gunners look like they could beat anyone before they revert to looking like crap against some relegation fodder team.