The thread with the most violent threadjack ever

Re: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is this on the AP wire? Why?

I don't want it at all. I don't have a pool, and I have a legal boyfriend.

 

Re: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is this on the AP wire? Why?

Do you have express, written consent or implied, oral consent?

 

Re: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is this on the AP wire? Why?

Ski waxer

EDIT: I'm not fast enough. I post something and there are like 10 new posts.

 

Re: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is this on the AP wire? Why?

That was a universal you for the hiring committee. And keeping some strange European with an alluring accent in your apartment to play with is not legal.

 

Re: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is this on the AP wire? Why?

Be careful, chick, Clever sounds like he might be a serial killer ....





of kittens.

 

Re: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is this on the AP wire? Why?

He's a compulsive masturbator?

 

Re: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is this on the AP wire? Why?

Would said poolboy be allowed to choose the poison for Doc's present?

 

Re: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is this on the AP wire? Why?

Of course. Since he's the one working with pool chemicals and all.

 

Re: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is this on the AP wire? Why?

Which conveniently provides you with an alibi. But the fact that you were honest enough to put that out there leads me to believe you're quite confident in your own abilities at certain pool-side, bedside, kitchen table-side activties to still make the job appealing. It's always nice working for a confident employer who knows exactly what they're doing.

 

Re: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is this on the AP wire? Why?

Forget the pool-side, bedside, kitchen table-side activties, Clever. Chick just wants someone to do her cleaning and killing for her.

 

Re: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is this on the AP wire? Why?

The cleaning and killing was a given. I'd hire my own personal assassin if I had the means.

 

Re: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is this on the AP wire? Why?

Preferably while shirtless.