THE U.S. of America is a PAPER TIGER!!!

Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school...

 

Anyone heard the Bloodhound Gang song titled Ralph Wiggum? It's only Ralph quotes, and it's friggin' awesome.

 

Good Bye witches, thanks for not eating me...

 

In case anyone didn't know, sportsbra is a homersexual

 

Am I the only one who likes the movie, “The Sandlot?”

 

No... I love that movie and so does my sister, who told me about it.

 

Stupid sexy sportsbra

 

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

Nothing at all!

Nothing at all!

 

My mommy told me, if I was goodie, that she would buy me, a rubber dolly!!

Hey!!

 

Moe: Moe's Tavern.

Bart: Yes, is Mike there? Last name is Ockhurtz.

Moe: Hold on, lemme check... HEY, IS THERE AN OCKHURTZ HERE? MIKE OCKHURTZ? Hey, why's everyone laughing...?

 

Sigh....we could off any country in the world right now. You know. I know it. We know it. The other country knows it. But sometime after WWII, we decided not to fight in a way that possibly results in large numbers of casualties. We not only are playing by different rules (as in, there are no rules of engagement, civility, honor or courage for the enemies we've had since WWII ... witness their complete disregard for civilians, women and children in pursuit of their goal), but we're trying to win each war with one arm tied behind our back.

If we had the will, one or two well-placed, tactical nukes here and there would do the trick. We need to quit being afraid of using what we have at our disposal.

We also need to go in with enough conventional troops in we go that way, which has been the blunder in this war.