The ugliest celebrity with whom you'd have sex

That's pretty funny, sir.

 

Ann Coulter.

Oh, she ain't that bad looking.

But her personality is ugly to the bone.

 

I don't know if she belongs on this list, but she's not a classic beauty.
I've always found Candace Parker (Tennessee Lady Vols center) to be really cute.

 

Jesus Christ! Not ugly in any way, shape or form.

Come back when you've actually figured out what ugly is. Same for the guys who are dissing Serena, who, horror of horrors, happens to actually have a real woman's body instead of that of a adolescent boy.

 

Gene Simmons

 

P'shaw. You just want his tongue.

 

The question at hand is, the "ugliest celeb."
I answered said question.
'Nuff said.

 

I will just say this . . . eeeewwwwwwww. I wouldn't let him within 20 feet of me.

 

His tongue could still reach you, though.

 

I will have Stan bite it.