The ugliest celebrity with whom you'd have sex

How about post-apocalyptic, dirty, unshaven Clive Owen? Then we could really talk about Children of Men...

 

Except Clive Owen is hot.

God, the men on here really don't get the whole "ugly" thing.

 

I hate when people say things like, "a real woman's body instead of that of an adolescent boy." They're just as guilty of denigrating women and creating image problems as those who say a woman with healthy curves is fat. Women come in all different shapes and sizes and to say some are "real" and others aren't doesn't seem to be a healthy attitude for people to take.

And Serena doesn't have a real woman's body ... she's got a real badass woman's body. There are few women with bodies like hers. She could fuck people up! (I'm never sure if I find her hot or not ... sometimes she looks great, other times scary.)

 

Candace Parker is frickin' beautiful.

 

I'm starting to believe you're right SC .... Clive is cute.

For example, I almost posted Gary Sinise, then I thought, wait, he's HOT in this photo and that doesn't fit the definition of "UGLY"

 

I would do very dirty things to Gary Sinise.

Gene Simmons, though, ugggllllyyyyy, girl.

 

I've been told I look like an ugly Gary Sinise.

 

Do most women name their pus.......never mind.

 

People's definitions of ugly are different, but we could all go by the uniform Merriam-Webster definition. But this is an opinion thread and everyone is entitled to one.

 

I admit it, Clive Owen is a good looking dude, but not so much in that movie. Not as bad as Charlize Theron in "Monster," though. I think that was the height of making an attractive person ugly for a movie. Sylvester Stallone's 24-hour buffet for "Copland" is a runner-up.

 

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That better?

 

Sure, I'll sleep with Gary Busey, providing prior to blowing his load, he says, "Mr. Thundermaker here is gonna start barking fire if you don't stop moving and listen to what this young man has to say. Go ahead, Mike. Clear."

That'd be well worth the discomfort.