The ugliest celebrity with whom you'd have sex

I'm not sure I have ever felt as much discomfort as when I read this post.

 

Mission accomplished.

 

Wait. That's Nick Nolte, not Gary Busey.

 

Good answer, ugly version of Gary Sinse.

Sometimes Serena is pretty hot and sometimes I would run and hide from her because she could crack me in half (and I'm a big guy).

 

Bastard.

 

Son of a bitch. I always get those two confused. The offer still stands with Busey.

 

More than you know, my friend.

 

the offer still stands ... rich.

 

I can't speak for the other men on here, but I get it. I just have really high standards.

 

So which other celebrities would you go gay for, mike?

 

My friends use the term resume fuck, for someone not that attractive who you'd sleep with because they're famous, but you wouldn't sleep with some nonfamous who looked like them.

I'll take Alyson Janney and Alanis Morrisette by that definition

 

I've done this list before, I believe: David Wright, Zack Morris, Shawn Hunter, Ben Affleck for sure. I'd take on Kevin Smith because I think the dude's a fucking genius, and Adam Sandler would have a shot because I'm a pretty big fan. And then there's Billie Joe Armstrong, who could ask me to sever my genitals, and I'd give it a good think. Nick Hexum (311) is dreamy, but I'm not about to drop trou for him.