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The ugliest celebrity with whom you'd have sex

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Overrated, Feb 11, 2008.

  1. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Kevin Smith? I, too, am a big Kevin Smith fan, but that's just gross.
     
  2. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    And now that I think of it, you did do that list before, at least part of it. I might have even been the one to ask. We need new jokes.
     
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I think I've batted around the order.

    Smith is a tough call because I'd have to do all the work, and I'm just not ready for that type of commitment.
     
  4. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Just be like his wife and let him jerk off on you.
     
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Will I get a part in his next movie?
     
  6. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    "Goddammit, Dante, how many times are we going to have this fucking conversation?"

    I'm sure you could have said that line a hell of a better than she did. Phenomenal movie, might be his best, but she sucked donkey balls. The sexy stud's balls, to be exact.
     
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I wonder if she finished off Kelly, too. I think Jen looks a lot better as a brunette -- her hair color in Jersey Girl and Jay and Silent Bob.
     
  8. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Indeed, sir. Indeed.
     
  9. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    my dream girl is named silentbob.
     
  10. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Badum-cha
     
  11. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    no ... really.
     
  12. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Sorry, Mike, you're entertaining and all, but I think I'm gonna have to defer to Sam Kinison on the going gay: How do you look at another guy's HAIRY ASS ... and find love?

    Is there a place in this thread for the category of one-smokin stars who had bad work done? If there is, then I'd submit Emily Procter and Meg Ryan.
     
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