The ugliest celebrity with whom you'd have sex

Not even close. I'd let her do dirty things to me all night long. Jimmy, too, if that's what it took.

 

Guess I just don't like her humor.

 

Not me. I think she's hilarious and quite the looker. She is amazing, to me.

 

I can understand that, but Jimmy too? That's a big price to pay.

 

I think she's georgous.

Nicole Richie ... um, not so much.

 

i'd hit it

 

For Sarah, I'd do most anything. And I would do that.

 

Jimmy makes me sick.

 

Jimmy's a risk though, you just might run into Adam Carolla or gasp, Bill Simmons.

 

Diane Lane [/buck]

 

I'll take on all of them if I can get to Sarah.

 

You might have to get through Matt Damon, too. She's Fucking him On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar.