The ugliest celebrity with whom you'd have sex

Matt Damon's a lucky duck.

 

here you go, mikey:

 

Oh, man. I have no words.

 

did you read her shirt?

 

Maybe to mike, the more invited to the Lemon Party, the better.

 

I sure did. My best friend has a shirt that reads: "Poop." It's the poop shirt. His parents hate it. Sarah would love it. She's even better now.

 

ok, teach an old guy: i like poop? wtf?

 

It's this shirt, but short sleeves and black. It's really not the shirt so much as the site of seeing a 21-year-old walking through the front door with a big smile and a shirt that says "poop." on it. I'm sure it's one of those had-to-be-there moments, but I thought it was great. I asked him what his parents said. "They, uh, they don't think it's funny," he said. "In fact, they thing it's pretty stupid."

It's kind of like my "Your retarded" shirt.

 

i guess i get it. my parents hated my For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge shirt.

 

Parents. What are you gonna do?

 

i refuse to get fired up when the heartbreakers grow up and become wise asses.

 

That's my goal, too, Tomas. Right after having kids. And right after getting married. And right after everything that happens before that.