The ugliest celebrity with whom you'd have sex

i think you left out a prison term.

 

I plan on going to prison before marriage.

 

I am not a Gary Busey boy!

Best. Song. Ever.

 

Candace? Is that you?
Geez, I didn't mean to strike a nerve. I said in my post that she's really cute, but a lot of guys I've talked to have been turned off by her height and her athleticism. I even think she's good looking when she's got her hair pulled back, no makeup and playin ball.

Don't forget, this thread is all subjective.

 

At least you have a plan in place to finally get laid.

 

The best plans to get laid of mice and men often go awry

-- a corruption of a corruption of poet Robert Burns

 

mike, I hope you realize that while conjugal visits may be allowed in prison in some situations, they don't actually find a woman for you.

 

I'd hit it.

 

Could you find it?

 

Surfing BBW porn again, ifilus?