The ugliest celebrity with whom you'd have sex

I know Sara Gilbert, who played Darlene, is. I'll do some research and let you know. ...

 

Monica Lewinsky.

 

Bea Arthur ---- in her prime, of course.

 

The sister on Alf... and Sarah Jessica Parker in Flight of the Navigator.

 

I wouldn't fuck Bea Arthur with Bea Arthur's dick.

(Sorry, you knew someone was gonna do it...)

 

Alicia Goranson, Becky: She played on the Vassar Rugby team, but I couldn't find anything about her being a lesbian. From Curve Magazine:

Sara Gilbert, Darlene: In her teens, Gilbert became a vegetarian. Today, she supports numerous organizations such as PETA, Meals on Wheels, Freedom of Speech, Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation, and AIDS Project Los Angeles.

She has been in an openly lesbian relationship with Allison Adler since 2002. They have a son, Levi Hank, born in October 2004, and a daughter, Sawyer, born on Aug. 2, 2007. Allison carried the couple's son and Gilbert carried their daughter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sara_Gilbert

Michael Fishman, DJ: Michael Desmond Quatil was born to Eric Quatil and Denatu Quatil in Manzanillo Cuba on October 22nd of 1981. He moved to Long Beach California at age 4 on October 22nd. His mother's maiden name was Denatu Guotayla. He got his name, Fishman, after his mom married Daryl Fishman. He was known as one of the smallest kid actors in America.

Spouse: Jennifer Briner (22 October 1999 - present) 2 children

http://www.tv.com/michael-fishman/person/20841/biography.html

Sarah Chalke, Becky (Part II): Scrubs star Sarah Chalke and her longtime boyfriend, entertainment lawyer—and fellow Canadian—Jamie Afifi became engaged during a trip to Hawaii last December. The couple have stayed mum on the details of their upcoming nuptials.

http://www.instyleweddings.com/weddings/gallery/0,,20169576_20387290,00.html

Johnny Galecki, David: Straight. "Out writer-director Don Roos and hetero actor Johnny Galecki talk about their second collaboration, Bounce; playing gay; and being 'impish.'"

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1589/is_2000_Nov_21/ai_67185655

Glenn Quinn, Mark: I didn't find anything on his sexual orientation. However, he did die of a heroin overdose on Dec. 3, 2002.

 

Yes, you've tried to convince us in the past that Spurrier is hot.

He is an ugly old football coach ... older than me, even!

 

No convincing needed. I have the truth on my side.

 

She had a prime?

 

Truth:




Ugly old football coach!

 

Tag Team the Olsen sisters