The ugliest celebrity with whom you'd have sex

Oh, boy. All right, I'm not going here to be combative, OK? So, how are we supposed to define ugly?

 

I think half you idiots would fuck Richard Zednik's neck gash.

 

Make that 1,001 posts.

 

In your (dis)honor, BigDog:

 

Glad I'm not alone on this one.

Attractive, athletic, big woman.

 

I giggled at whichever poster was horrified...horrrified ... by Venus Williams' tits. Yeah, women we'd never have a shot at do inspire vile jealousy. And since the concept of this thread is full o fail, I shant answer the question.

 

Let's stop tiptoeing around the discomfort over that guy listing Serena Williams, who is a very beautiful and sexy woman ... except to people who have ISSUES, like, "honey, have you ironed my white sheet and hood for the cross-burning tonight," those types of issues.

 

Wow, talk about taking it completely over the line in the other direction. Any many who is not attracted to Serena Williams must be a racist? That's pretty damn unfair.

I wouldn't put her on an ugly list, but I can see that as a matter of a man's taste in women rather than automatically leaping to say the guy is a racist.

 

Oh, it's nothing to do with that at all. I think there are a lot of attractive black women. (Pre-2005 Tyra Banks for example, any version of Janet Jackson). I just don't like Serena because I have this thing where I am not attracted to women that could crush me with little to no effort.

Take a look at this picture-> http://sayswholive.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/serena-williams-denim.jpg. That's some scary shit man. Scary. She could bench press me.

 

How about the fact she can kick your ass?
That might either turn off or on some.

 

I'm not a big fan of Serena Williams, either.

I wonder if my robe is ready yet.

 

Those things take a long time to get the wrinkles out. You wouldn't believe how much 1970s-style hating is bad for the fabric.