The Ultimate SJ.com Style Guide

It might be. But I was awakened by the one I'm referring to.

 

OK, after my delays in getting things in (yeah, I just noticed that there have been instructional posts) there are several new entries and updates:

-The 2007 All-SportsJournalists.com award winners
-Fenian to senior members
-"Lean" Dean Singleton to board pariahs
-CIAFL
-Doucebag
-Douchebox
-Douchenozzle
-Fozzie Bear

And last, but certainly not least:

-Brad Renfro

As always, if I've got something screwed up, let me know so I can change it.

 

thank god. now brad can RIP.

 

How about a list of those who shall not be named? (Sorry, Lucas. )

 

I will not rest until Don Henley is listed as a board pariah.

I hate him enough for everyone. It consumes me.

 

i think this should be listed as tomas' ode to zeke:

Nobody on the road
Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air
The summers out of reach
Empty lake,
Empty streets
The sun goes down alone
Im drivin by your house
Though I know youre not home
But I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin in the sun
You got your hair combed back and your
Sunglasses on, baby
And I can tell you my love for you
Will still be strong after the boys of
Summer have gone
I never will forget those nights
I wonder if it was a dream
Remember how you made me crazy?
Remember how I made you scream?
Now I dont understand whats happened
To our love,
But babe, Im gonna get you back
Im gonna show you what Im made of
I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin in the sun
I see you walkin real slow and youre smilin at everyone

I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone
Out on the road today I saw a deadhead sticker
On a cadillac
A little voice inside my head said, dont
Look back. you can never look back.
I thought I knew what love was,
What did I know?
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but-
I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin in the sun
You got that top pulled down and that radio on baby
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone
I can see you-
Your brown skin shining in the sun
You got that hair slicked back and
Those wayfarers on, baby
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

 

Zeke, I think it's about forgiveness.

Forgiveness.

Even if, even if you don't love him anymore.

 

I've been trying to get down to the heart of the matter, but my will gets weak.

 

Hell, that Zeke, all he wants to do is dance.

 

Not make romance?

 

He wants to party (whoo!), he wants to get down (whoo!).

 

you know, i'd like to carry on with this henley jack, but my will gets weak
and my thoughts seem to scatter.