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The World's Most Unfunny Comedian: You vote

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by jr/shotglass, Jul 27, 2012.

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Who is the world's most unfunny comedian?

  1. Carrot Top

    5 vote(s)
    6.3%
  2. Carlos Mencia

    10 vote(s)
    12.7%
  3. Jimmy Fallon

    1 vote(s)
    1.3%
  4. Louis Anderson

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Kathy Griffin

    10 vote(s)
    12.7%
  6. Sinbad

    5 vote(s)
    6.3%
  7. Dane Cook

    30 vote(s)
    38.0%
  8. Judy Tenuta

    1 vote(s)
    1.3%
  9. Whoopi Goldberg

    4 vote(s)
    5.1%
  10. Richard Lewis

    2 vote(s)
    2.5%
  11. Other

    11 vote(s)
    13.9%
  1. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Checked into the Luxor at about 4 a.m. ET this morning (stupid delayed flights) and all I know is that Carrot Top has a show here. The ads are EVERYWHERE. Also, in the room, there's one of those promo magazines, and he has a blowout. Like his hair looks like a graduated bob.

    I can't even deal.
     
  2. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    Rumor is the show is pretty good.
     
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Apparently I can get two shows for $75. If I win any money with the $100 I brought with which to gamble, I'll go to Thunder Down Under and Menopause the Musical.

    A whole "what women want and what they actually get" double-dip.
     
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I like a hotel that provides free visual masturbation aids in the room.
    Note to self, stay at the Luxor.
     
  5. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    At the least he doesn't tour anymore, but then I don't think Whoopi Goldberg or Sinbad or many of those named do anymore either.
     
  6. BNWriter

    BNWriter Active Member

    I'm not sure how I could forget him for this thread originally, but his ads for Safe Auto on this thread page remind me that Norm MacDonald isn't funny either (wonder how much $$$ SafeAuto wasted....er, I mean,shelled out for his...uh, talents (or why they didn't consult the former NBC exec who fired MacDonald from SNL, first).
     
  7. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I'd be surprised if he's toured in the last decade. I saw him in 1996 when he was touring to promote one of his albums and he's just not worth seeing live...
     
  8. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    Wife and I got tickets to see Josh Blue open for Richard Lewis.

    Josh was awesome...then Richard got up there and rambled...literally rambled...about, well, I don't know...it was terrible.

    We got up and walked out 10 minutes in. By the time we got to the back, we saw a stream of people leaving as well. We broke the damn and it was pretty much empty (it was in a casino, so we saw people leaving after us). It was pretty bad. He was funny, maybe 15 years ago...not now.
     
  9. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    At least Carrot Top once led to a funny joke.

     
  10. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Will Ferrell.
     
  11. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    I have never, ever, EVER, had any reason to watch Sinbad. At least Dane Cook is watchable in movies. Ya know, because he's such a douche.
     
  12. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

    Did Norm Macdonald REALLY come up on this thread?

    His ESPY's opening monologue and stint as Burt Reynolds give him lifetime immunity.
     
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