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The World's Most Unlikely Adulterer

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Fenian_Bastard, Jul 20, 2006.

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  1. finishthehat

    finishthehat Active Member

    The real question is which is funnier -- the photo the Herald used to illustrate Mr. Romance, or "plutonic"?

    I gotta go with "plutonic," but it's close.
     
    finishthehat, Jul 20, 2006
    #13
  2. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    I can't help but think of the opening part of Honeymoon in Vegas where the shlubb construction worker was convinced his wife was having an affair with Mike Tyson. "How could you do it Champ?"

    Maybe its just me.
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Jul 20, 2006
    #14
  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    This thread is worthless...
     
    Armchair_QB, Jul 20, 2006
    #15
  4. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    That's pretty good, Lou.
    Obscure as hell, but good.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Jul 20, 2006
    #16
  5. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    BILL BELICHICK: But I coached my team to the Super Bowl title three times.
    CONSTRUCTION WORKER WIFE: Really? That's nice. What team was that again? Is the Super Bowl for baseball?
    BILL BELICHICK: No. It's football. I'm the coach of the Patriots.
    CONSTRUCTION WORKER WIFE: Never heard of them. Where do they play?
    BILL BELICHICK: We're the team with Tom Brady.
    CONSTRUCTION WORKER WIFE: Oooooh, he's hot. What's he like?
    BILL BELICHICK: He's real nice. You should come to training camp and meet him.
    CONSTRUCTION WORKER WIFE: That would be fun.
    BILL BELICHICK: Maybe you could come Friday. Bon Jovi's a friend of mine. He's coming to practice before his concert. I have backstage passes.
    CONSTRUCTION WORKER WIFE: Bon Jovi?!?!?!? You know Bon Jovi?!?!?! Bon Jovi's going to be there?!?!?! Here's my number.
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Jul 20, 2006
    #17
  6. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Money is an amazing turn-on.
     
    heyabbott, Jul 20, 2006
    #18
  7. Doom and gloom

    Doom and gloom Active Member


    Ace, that's completely wrong.

    Follow me here, this guy had missles for upper arms and was a bit of a rebel in HS. Gal falls for him (typical of a HS girl). She marries early, then regrets everything she missed. Here comes a successful, wealthy guy. The missles are yesterday's news.
     
    Doom and gloom, Jul 20, 2006
    #19
  8. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

    Don't contruction workers make more than sportswriters? :-\
     
    Lugnuts, Jul 20, 2006
    #20
  9. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Doesn't everybody?
     
    Armchair_QB, Jul 20, 2006
    #21
  10. MCbamr

    MCbamr Member

    so where is her pic?
     
    MCbamr, Jul 20, 2006
    #22
  11. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    Yes, but they get to watch good buildings or good roads being assembled, not good sports games!
     
    micropolitan guy, Jul 20, 2006
    #23
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Only the union ones.
     
    Ace, Jul 20, 2006
    #24
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