TheBigLead Interview

I would be interviewing ijag...
and 21 would be a wondeful interview -- on the day before and day after Thanksgiving

 

You can have FantasyAlliance transcribe it for you:

Slappy: IJAG, who are your favorite columnists?

IJAG: Well, I like Pat 40, Tony Cornheiser and Mike Wilpon.

 

I DO like Pat 40. But I also like Joe Poznanzky.

 

He's the bom.

 

What's the premace of your post, Joel Hamonnd?

 

Deer Mr. Big Leed...

I shur do lik ur blog. Kan I intervew you fer my website?

 

Premace (pre-mayce) v: The act of preparing oneself for getting struck about the face and neck by a mace, a medieval weapon designed for cudgeling. ex. "Before we head out to the Renaissance Fair, I need to premace by donning this helmet." Past tense: premaced. ex. "If uncle Bob had premaced before going off to fight William Wallace and the Scots, we wouldn't have to feed him creamed corn.

 

Knisely dun.

 

Honest to god story about a girl I went to HS with...

We're in class, and someone's giving some presentation that involves that kind of mace. Girl (head cheerleader) raises her hand, looking perplexed. Teacher calls on her...she says, in the blondest voice ever, "I thought mace was something you sprayed?"



And Kaylee: I love that you used the word "cudgeling." Though I have no idea what it means.

 

We did it on AIM, so there were a few errors in the transcript that I didn't catch the first time.

 

Cudgel (kud-jul) v. The act of farm cows simultaneously chewing cud and cuddling after intercourse.

 

I still love that you used it. Don't love that you defined it.