Things in sports you are just plain tired of

The absence of strawberries in the locker-room postgame spreads

 

FALSE. They only call it by the main sponsor. That's why they pay the big bucks.

It's LATER in the interview they say "hold on..." and then rattle off the associate sponsors.

 

Chris Berman acting as if he's some 1960s Billboard god or something...

 

Not as bad as those from "THE Ohio State University."

 

He can be that.

I'm the all-era Billboard god.

 

So, Billboard god, what's the lowdown on Strawberry Letter 23?

 

Originally recorded by Shuggie Otis. The hit version was by the Brothers Johnson.

Oh shit. You were talking to Double J.

 

Hey, when it comes to strawberries, anyone can pipe in.

 

Dooley, where's the strawberries!

 

Exactly!

 

College football coaches who need a police escort to walk off the field.

 

I've come to the conclusion that the state police escorts are just a way of letting distinguished cops of seniority attend games for free. First you do stadium traffic detail each Saturday for 20 years or so, then you get promoted to walking by the coach at the end of the game,