Things that irk you......

The average American uses more than 5 pounds of pumpkin per year for either consumption or for ornamental purposes.
U.S. Pumpkin Growers Scared They'll Buck Big Production Trend

I fall well below the national average in pumpkin consumption/use.

 

That I'm just now discovering this band.

Tuxedo: Tiny Desk Concert

 

Lovebugs.

The only reason they are in the "irk" category is that I live far enough north of the Gulf not to have to worry about them. The year I worked in Florida, they sent my temper to Defcon One. Just reading about a friend lamenting lovebug season on Facebook just now pisses me off all over again.

Lovebug - Wikipedia

 

That's what those fuckers are?! Good Lord my garage gets covered with those bastards. Never knew what they were.

 

Another sign of the Apocalypse.

 

Thought you might want to try it, Vombatus.

 

What, you mean fuck in public?

Like most people here, I'm not that brazen and mostly am just trying to get laid at all, let alone in public.

Wait, that last clause sounds awful. I will leave it for anyone who enjoys wordplay like I do.

 

What's the deal with the weirdos who don't eat bread ends? They literally taste exactly the same as the rest of the loaf.

 

Plus they make the best toast!

 

The ads that wrap partially around the front page, or worse, the Sunday comics, of my local paper are pretty annoying.

 

So the phrase, "Hung like a dog" should really be "Hung like a lovebug," eh?