Things that make you feel old

Raven Symone is starring in a Disney Channel show ... as the mom of teenaged kids.

 

Nickelodeon is having an Adventures of Pete & Pete reunion this weekend. Both Petes look aggressively middle-aged.

 

Raise your hand if you predicted Artie would carve out a hell of a TV career for himself.

 

When I bend down to pick something up, I find myself unconsciously putting a hand on my knee or a nearby counter. What the fuck? I don't need the support, so why is this happening all of a sudden?

 

Davis Love III caddying for his son Davis Love IV in the US Open.

 

I had a stack of three new-looking books on my work desk today, and a twenty something girl said, "Wow, that's a lot of money to blow on books."

"They're from the library," I said.

Given her expression, I might as well have said they were given to me by martians

 

Today is my 20th anniversary with my current employer.

 

Remembering when Georgia was the go-to state for cheap gas. Been a few years since they raised the tax but I still get startled to see prices 10-25 cents higher than at home.

 

I spent most of the weekend outside, and now I have tan lines from where my hair falls over my receding hairline.

 

My friend just posted a video on his Facebook page. Whole bunch of young folk jumping up and down on the dance floor, none of them looking older than 17 or 18.

I thought it was a prom. Turns out it was a wedding.

 

My sister, StarSis of the kids sports threads, just graduated her oldest from HS.

Her youngest is 8. Among that bunch, she's one of the oldest parents.

 

Oh hell, me and MommaQuant are in that boat. We asked for* an AARP discount for DaughterQuant's club volleyball dues.

*Not really