Things we should do away with

o needless paperwork
o dog puke or shit on the floor and having to clean it up hungover first thing in the morning
o elderly woman cleavage

 

Appeals to authority.

 

See? Now even Junkie can feel good about himself.

 

Do not forget about elderly woman arms...

 

I did away with ironing a few years ago. Hated it.

 

Senior discounts. I'm sitting in an IHOP now, and I'm the only paying customer that didn't learn to drive in a Nash.

 

msn.com is reading SportsJournalists.com!

http://money.msn.com/saving-money/7-things-you-do-not-need-anymore-weston.aspx?gt1=33009

 

* - Baby Boomers

* - All forms of political talk radio on both sides. Maybe then people will think for themselves about the issues instead of being spoon-fed what the believe by their anointed mouthpiece. I felt terrible for some of these people when they announced bin Laden's death; some of them had to wait 12 hours for Rush to come on and tell them how they felt about it. And some poor democrats still dont know because they haven't heard anything from Olbermann.

* - Any sport utility vehicle that isn't a Jeep Wrangler. Amazing how I grew up in the 1970s and 80s when your average family was bigger and they all somehow managed to take the wife, four kids and grandma on vacation without needing the all-new 2011 Lincoln Treefucker with nine DVD TV screen and GPS.

*- "Checking In" on Facebook. I don't give a good flying fuck that you're at some bar called Mauve, and that two hours ago you were at the gym. And no one else does either. No, wait, the guy breaking into your house because he's read that you ain't home might care.

 

Any show that begins with "Real Housewives of...."
American Idol
Audio tuning.....it's to music what crack was to America in the mid-1980s. This time, we can eradicate it.
Carson Daly
Dane Cook
Billy Bush

 

The root is German, but the plant has a significant Norman (French) graft.

And, please God, don't bring cases into it.

 

No seat belt laws, no child seat laws, and no front seat restrictions.

You could pile a whole family in a Ford LTD station wagon. Now you can't.

 

Giving a point to a team that loses. (NHL OT)