Things you do that other people think are weird

I blow spit bubbles sometimes when I get dehydrated enough that my spit is that thick. People tell me it's gross, but to me it's really only a transparent bubble gum bubble.

 

I try to step on all the cracks on a paved surface.

 

Aside from my ketchup on mac and cheese, I also like using Salt & Vinegar chips as a spoon when eating mac and cheese or scrambled hamburger or sloppy joes. Why waste a spoon when I can use S&V chips (my favorite thing on Earth) to shovel other food items into my mouth!

 

How's your mom doing?

 

Now I've got Devo stuck in my head.

 

I rely on a rotation to dictate usage of various items. For example, after a plate or fork has been used then cleaned, it goes back to the bottom of the heap and is not used again until it returns to the top. Same thing with shirts and pants. After washing, it goes to the back of the line and cannot be worn until its turn arrives again.

It makes sense to me that those things are used evenly, to prevent wearing one out faster than another. Not always does it make sense to others.

 

You're concerned about wearing out a plate and a fork. Seems very sensible.
I can't imagine that doesn't make sense to others.

 

shave the back of my neck. not by choice, mind you. it gets really hairy back there. i wish it didn't.

 

Many is the time I've worn the tines of my fork down to nubs or scraped a trench across my plate through over use.
Why, I cried, why didn't I rotate my fork and plate more regularly?

 

See, if you guys would use my method of tater chips as the fork or spoon, you wouldn't have to worry about this problem.

 

I do that weekly, or I should say, my wife does that weekly. I've been balding rapidly since I was 27, but the hair grows on my neck like I'm fucking Chewbacca.

 

You're through being cool.