Things you do that other people think are weird

... or the Mavericks.

 

That's better than some of those other teams you root for!

<ducking>

Love you, T_D!

 

I wipe my dog's ass after I take him outside.

 

Not sure that anything can top that one by Care Bear, but I have to shake the pillows down so that the closed end is tight against the pillow. I have to do this every single time before I put my head near a pillow or any pillow that will be anywhere near my head. And if I have to get up in the night and visit the bathroom, yes, all the pillows near me have to be shaken down again before I can go back to sleep.

 

People don't think that's so weird anymore

 

I work for a newspaper.

 

That's not weird. That's sad.

 

All the bills in my wallet are in order of denomination and all facing the same way. Probably my past as both a cashier and a bank teller.

My savings account is always at an even $100 amount.

 

Having a savings account is the weird part.

And I do that with my bills as well.

 

Mine have to be facing the same way, too. If not, it drives me nuts.

 

My bills are virtually spitballs in my wallet

 

I never have cash. I think carrying cash is weird.