This guy here is dead!

How 'bout a bonus for the guy voted Least Valuable Player?

 

Who gives a shit? It's gone.

 

Oh sure, now you've come around. He's not fooled.

Call the stewardessess Vaughn. I think I'm going to need one of those bags.

There aren't any stewardesses.

I wonder if they're any pilots.

(Dorn looks around while wearing a mask. Always cracks me up).

 

Harry Doyle: "This guy's a convicted felon, isn't he?"

Color guy (shuffling through his notes): "Um ... it doesn't really say that here."

Harry Doyle: "Well he should be ... "

 

Lynn, weren't you an Olympic swimmer?


and

Jesus, he is a good man. But he no help with curve ball.

and

I hate this song

 

Hats. For bats.

 

Alternate on the '80 Olympic team.

and

You tryin' to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

and

*the correct answer is* I hate this fuckin' song.

 

Fastballs bats like very much.

Curveballs, bats are afraid.

 

You know, you might start thinking about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of foolin' around with all this.

 

Actually, it's ...

"Ah, Hay-soos, I like him very much."

Hard to imagine the same guy who played Pedro Cerrano was playing the president of the United States on "24" less than 15 years later ...

 

Keep bats warm.

 

Um, you can't just...um... you're welcome.