This guy here is dead!

Greatest. Country. In. The. History. Of. The. World.

 

I saw this thread title and thought it referred to this...

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//080225/481/ist80202251359/

 

God I hate to participate in a threadjack of this particular fine piece of work, but I can't resist ...

How far do you think this plane'll fly with one pilot?

All the way to the scene of the crash. Which is good, because that's where we're headed. We'lll beat the paramedics by 15 minutes.

 

Cut the rah-rah shit, Jake. Season after next I go free agent and I'm not about risk *this* property on a bunch of stiffs.

 

I'm too old to go jumping into lockers.

 

You know Dorn, I liked you so much better when you were just a ball player. You were really great once. If you want to be an interior decorater now, that's none of my business. But some of us need this team. Now you listen to me. This is MY last shot as a winner. And for the younger guys it could be their only shot. I don't know what happened to you ... but if you ever. Ever tank another play like you did today ... I'm gonna cut your nuts off, and stuff 'em down your FUCKIN' throat!

 

Coffee?

 

Don't you think you ought to cover yourself with a towel first?

 

Jake, man, we can't have people puking in the locker room before the game.

 

Alright . . . alllrigggght. Knock that shit off!

 

Strike this mother fucker OUT

 

I look like a banker in this.