This HAS to be a record

She's a nut, in a good way. Aussie...Aussie...Aussie.

 

I would. A real man would never hit a woman. His unsolicited compliments would include me saying, "That shirt makes you look gay, man."

 

And I meant it.

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

a) No b) only because he's posting them here c) I wouldn't know.

He DOES come off as a big dork, though. Who is cackling derisively with delight at the commotion he causes.

 

That would explain the plethora of all those stripper-like women on his myspace page. Or perhaps they are just strippers who he convinced (ie: paid) to give him their myspace names.

 

Did the latest JDV thread, the JDV strikes again or whatever the fuck it was called thread, get deleted?

 

Holey krap.

The most amusing thing is he won't even try to spell Ahnold's last name.

 

Wow. It's on Page 2. Once again my laziness has been confirmed.

 

If this doesn't prove everything I posted in the long post above about some women - NOTHING does.

How about these adjectives

The pics prove JDV A.) looks good B.) Is in awesome shape C.) Wins a lot of championships & is super strong D.) drives a really hot car and has nice suits E.) Pulls HOT women routinely F.) All of the above.

Correct answer - F

Hey - here is a Q?

How come no one posted the pics of me with Carrie the model, my car, or me flexing looking ripped?

Ha ha ha ha ha

SOOO obvious.

Here is what is super funny. I kept ALL of this in RESERVE and only pulled it out when pushed over and over (bobbleheads, ads, etc, etc,) See, when you play poker ladies at SOME point you have to have a hand....I have a hand.

The guys know what I am talking about.

You think that is something wait - way more are coming. Oh man. You may not like my style but I don't lie from the start of the McGwire thread on till now - you should have figured that out.

Say it with me ladies

John D. Villarreal

Thread thriller AND lady killer

If you like I will autograph photos of myself for Valentines day for a small fee - lol

 

Absolute.

Comedy.

Gold.

 

To be fair, I posted the photo of you in your sharp suit ready to make a blockbuster deal (or were you about to unload a monster scoop?)