This HAS to be a record

MM, that's funny

 

See you later, pussy.

 

Can I just say that I find the phrasing of "pulling" women distasteful?

I'm not really sure what it is about the phrase, but I definitely don't like it.

 

My laziness is well-documented. Can't be helped.

And maybe I'd stopping on the cat's tail if she would stop shaking the Twinkie wrappers off her paws. Those have to get in the kitchen somehow. I'm certainly not taking them to the trash.

 

Just curious, does anyone know what RokSki's day-long total came to?

 

So how does one go about joining the Villa Army? Does it involve Bootsian treatment and a complete loss of integrity and dignity?

 

You talk about facts, JDV. Here's a fact. It is my understanding your 2006 national title came in a competition with a new powerlifting federation called the APC. It is also my understanding that in your age class and weight class, you were the only entry. This means you "won" by simply showing up. How does this qualify you as a national champion when you didn't compete against anyone else? I understand you "technically" won the title, but you claim to be a competitive champion. A competitive champion has competition. If I understand correctly, you didn't have competition.

 

257.

 

Too f'ing many. We can ask Mod tomorrow. I'm actually curious myself.

 

What's a "handycap?" I know what a handicap is.

I'm not defending SportsJournalists.com's women. They're doing a fine job all on their own. Basically, I think you're a blowhard asshole who wastes bandwith boosting his sorely lacking ego with tales that the Brothers Grimm would find unbelievable.

 

So in other words, on that pace, he would shed his newbie status in 16 more days. That probably would be a record here.

 

Let's not let this one get lost. That's some fine Googling, spup.