This HAS to be a record

Guess that chick isn't all that hot after all.

 

I'd be pissed if I were that chick and blown off for a message board most of the night.

 

I'd do terrible and horrible things.

 

That is what you can get away with when you bring game like me, pack magnum- sized condoms (that fit tight (may need new Trojan Magnum XL's)), and are that damn good in the sack.

Again as per my earlier post this night - when it comes to dating, kissing ass means nothing - kicking ass means everything.

I just grabbed a protein bar and took a piss, while laughing at you guys - now I am going to hit up the girl.

Late

 

Wow, and I'd be REALLY pissed if I knew someone said they were going to "hit up" me.

And seriously, there is NO need to post anything about your condom size on the board. No one, and I mean NO ONE, needs to know anything of the sort. In my experience, most guys who brag about a large penis have a small to average penis.

Also, when it comes to dating, kissing ass means more than you think and kicking ass, well, we'll see how quickly you end up marrying a trophy wife with that atitude.

 

As little respect as you have for women, I'm shocked that one would stick around long enough for you to need any sort of condom.