THIS IS CNN: Don Lemon goes berserker on Kaitlan Collins

I haven’t watched CNN in more than a decade. I might tune in to see the morning show drama.

 

Lost his NYE drinking buddy when Brooke Baldwin left the network?

 

When Lemon and Cuomo took up telling each other
"I love you" at the 9 p.m. switchover, well, that did it for me.

Hey, great, you're bestest buddies.
And apparently a two-man support group.
It's not the nightly news, though.

 

CNN has tinkered with its morning show for years without success
The main problem is the CNN format takes away any personality
Fox & Friends has a personality
So does Today
Even Joe & Mika, though theirs is annoying
And when CNN makes its next move it’ll just be changing deck chairs on the Titanic again

 

Brown Mustard?

 

"screamed"

"snapped"

"she's not the problem"

"insiders say"

 

heyyyyy whoa not cool bro!

 

A morning TV show with people named Don Lemon and Poppy Harlow would be too on-the-nose for even Thomas Pynchon.

 

If I ran CNN's talent team, the #1 duo would be John Berman and Abby Phillip.

 

I would go cartoonishly over the top. What does cable TV news have to lose at this point? Dignity?

 

Berman was on the previous morning show with Brianna Keilar

 

WATCH: Don Lemon Calls Off Commercial Break to Go Off on Kaitlan Collins Interview