This is embarassing

It'd be really classy if you spelled it "grillz."

 

Single men and women could not possibly function in society if they didn't have the ability to ignore/forget/supress, etc. If she hasn't brought it up, I wouldn't mention anything.

 

Forget it, but watch out at the Christmas party. Funny what a little bourbon will do to a woman's ... errrr .... memory.

 

That actually sounds like a good idea. The bourbon, I mean. And the woman. And the Christmas party. And a closet filled with office supplies.

 

As long as that woman is your girlfriend, the one you're so lucky to have found?

Remember her?

 

Party pooper.

 

What he said. Don't get a few big boy drinks in you and say "Hey, how come we've never talked about me sending you that e-mail?"

 

You are a party pooper.

And,um, yeah, of course I meant my girlfriend.
Seriously, if you saw my blog the two people I talk about the most are my son and my girlfriend.

 

Just checking.

 

This thread reminds me of an old Skip Caray line: "Wednesday is Ladie's Night at the ball park. Bring your wife, your girlfriend, or both."

(BTW, I typed "grilfriend" there without realizing it and went back and changed it. ;D)

 

Would it be inappropriate here to invoke the imagery of "rotting, splitting tubes of rancid flesh, floating in a tub of malodorous swill." ??

 

Why? You covering a Notre Dame football practice, or something?