This week's David Hasselhoff report

Now I really want a "Don't Hassel the Hoff" shirt

 

So what happened to the Hoff at the hotel that injured his tendon?
Was the Hoff jumping through plate glass windows?
Was it like that scene from 'Sharky's Machine'?

 

An equally entertaining answer:

LONDON, England (AP) -- Former "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in an accident in a London gym bathroom, his spokeswoman said Friday.

The 53-year-old actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama for 11 years, was shaving at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, his publicist, Judy Katz, said.

Doctors operated to repair the injury and Hasselhoff spent one night at St. Thomas' Hospital in central London, Katz said.

"He's fine," Katz said by phone from New York. "He's out of the hospital and will resume filming tomorrow."

Hasselhoff is working on an ad campaign for Pipex, a British internet company, she said.

 

Crap, I'd take William Daniels' dry sense of humor. He was the star of "Knight Rider," not Hasselhoff.

 

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. His publicist couldn't make up a better excuse than that?
How do you hit your head on a chandelier while shaving?
I realize the guy's tall, but he's not that tall.
Was it the world's lowest hanging chandelier, or was he jumping on a trampoline while shaving?

 

But Buck, it wasn't just any chandelier. It was the chandelier of a gym bathroom! ;D

 

That's Steaming Drunk.. .In England

 

He was also the second-biggest star of "Boy Meets World." Behind Danielle Fisher, circa 1996-2000, of course.



Go Bears go!!!    ;D  

 

Yowza. When is that picture from?

And it's Fishel...

 

Don't worry. I'm wondering about that, too.

 

Geek alert:

If gingerbread's friend is married to Michael Knight, the soap star, then his professional name is Michael E. Knight. He plays(ed?) Tad on All My Children.

There apparently was another Michael Knight, which meant he had to take on the E. to join the guild. Or something.


SHUT UP MY MOM WATCHES ALL MY CHILDREN!!!

 

IJAG,
That's indeed her husband. Actually, he's another ex ... or soon-to-be ex. Last I heard they were getting separated. But many bottles of red were consumed that night, and by the end of the evening she was going home to him. The real Michael Knight, not the guy who played him.