Those off-beat non-sport questions you'd ask athletes...

That's actually quite funny on many levels.

 

Fleetwood Mac or The Eagles.

Granted, I used that question in a non-sports interview, but still.

 

I would ask this:

1. Chazp, why are you playing with your weenie in a big-league locker room?

2. Josh, you're making $10 million or so, and you're not 30 yet. Given all the stories about how athletes have pissed away their money, what do you plan to do to ensure that this big contract will set you up for life? You're really set for life, but do you have a solid plan for that?

3. Chazp, we asked you politely to keep your noodle in your pocket, and now our security staff would like to escort you out of the men's shower. And we'd like you to put away the camera also.

 

I was gonna put this in an earlier thread about funny/weird things seen in baseball, but I didn't. Appears I have another chance.
The Dodgers in the early 80s (usually Jerry Reuss) had a 4-foot-long dildo. Whenever there was a mob of TV idiots with their cameras and boom mics surrounding a player, Reuss infiltrated the mob and raised the dildo up with the rest of the microphones. He used a Sharpie to put on call letters -- PNS (PeNiS). One time a local news station sent a female weekend reporter, not a regular sports guy, into the clubhouse for postgame coverage. Reuss stuck the PNS mic right in front of her. She nearly went apeshit and ran out of the clubhouse.