Thread for Gossip, Rumor Mongering and Baseless Speculation about SJ.com

Don't worry. I was rescued by a mermaid. I had amnesia, but eventually recovered with the help of a beer bottle to the head at a white supremacist rally. I made it home just in time to save the wrong person from being convicted of my murder by implicating BYH, who then escaped.

My return forced BYH to step up his plans for world domination. After gunning down secretariat, who just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, he took dooley hostage and broke into the offices of the CIA. From there, he threatened to cut the entire planet's electricty off unless he was declared "President of the World."

At first we all accepted it, but eventually I just had to end his reign of terror. I used his own stash of weapons to attack him in the Oval Office. We both fired off more rounds without hitting a human being than the entire runs of The A-Team and the original G.I. Joe cartoon combined.

Finally, I gained the upper hand and was ready to kill BYH, but I couldn't do it. We had come to far from our days of fighting on here. Then I mad the mistake of dropping my weapon. Unfortunately, the evil bastard had no such qualms about shooting me. Just when it looked as if my moment of weakness would be the end, Moddy came in and saved us all by gunning him down.

If y'all are waiting for me to add on a bit about virtual reality, forget it. No way I would piss people off with a lame dodge like that.

 

Bravo. Well done.

 

I make no promise when Viking play Lion or Bear.

(Hey, somebody gimmie a Packer who fits the bill)

Machine Head only pawn in game of life.

 

Just as I was thinking of resurrecting the SJ Summer Novel...

 

Best news since Vulcan Media took over The Sporting News.

Whoops.

 

Cool. What are the rest of us supposed to do?

(And I'd NEVER tell JR that about Canada ... not after the honour I received from one of the good ones North of the Border.)

 

At the bar tonight I ordered a beer:



For Bubbler.

FOR BUBBLER!

 

Extremely, extremely impressive.

All you forgot was the part where I scraped my knee and instinctively called out to you. "WAAHHHH OOP!! OOP!!! Oh yeah."

 

OMG - this cruise is one big sausage fest
Totally - I figured chicks would flock to an SportsJournalists.com event :
I can't believe I met BYH. I thought he'd be taller ???
You guys have to check out this game I made up on Sporcle
Most of these guys seem so much cooler online.

 

I didn't get the e-mail either. Then again, when I re-registered, I might have made up a new e-mail for it and don't remember what that is.

Oh well.

 

The e-mail address you signed up with should be visible to you in your profile, right?

And I didn't get an e-mail either.

 

Is OK... the people who sent it won't be here long... it IS against the rules, you know...



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