Tiger and Lindsey -- yep

Will McKenzie
Greg Norman first wife
Rory Sabbatini (in the process of getting a divorce but she is brunette)
Jason Dufner
Bill Haas
Paul Lawrie
Corey Pavin
Carl Petterson
Michael Thompson
Louis Oosthuizen
Justin Rose

Continue to care making more casual and wrong assumptions?

 

That is the one thing I noticed too.

 

Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn Announce They're Just Ordinary Couple Into Depraved Sexual Acts

http://www.theonion.com/articles/tiger-woods-lindsey-vonn-announce-theyre-just-ordi,31763/

“I hate getting hounded by paparazzi every time my girlfriend and I are out and about trying to innocently invite a few lactating pregnant women to our weekly orgy,” added Woods.

 

Oh, yes, the very last graf is perfectly SportsJournalists.com graphic in its details.

But alas, no mention of screwing in cornfields. Would we all have collectively freq'ed out if cornfields had been mentioned? Cornholes certainly were, but not cornfields.

Oh well. Back to our regular SportsJournalists.com programming.

 

I hope Tiger somehow comes across that story.

Sees it and reads it, I mean.

 

Buck Weaver and White Sox teammate "Death Valley" Jim Scott married two of the four Cook Sisters, a popular vaudeville act.

So yes, this isn't exactly a modern phenomenon.

 

What a cute honky.

Cynical attempt to influence the HOF?

 

His head must be corked, too.

 

I love how men constantly, routinely, endlessly describe someone who clearly dies their hair as a blonde.

Most "blondes" have never been blonde a day in their life.

I say this as someone who is not a (fake) hair color fetishist. But, can we at least give the few real blondes some credit.

 

Always check the carpet.

 

A friend of mine had a mantra:

Blonde. It's not just a hair color. It's a way of life.

 

Tiger has apparently traded being a poonhound for being an obnoxious fucking drunk.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/tiger-woods-gets-tipsy-embarrasses-lindsey-vonn-at-met-gala-afterparty-201375

When it was time to go, around 2 a.m., a seemingly tipsy Woods fell while walking up a small flight of stairs -- and didn't move from the spot until Vonn, clenching her teeth and looking embarrassed, helped him up and guided him (swaying a bit as he walked) to the exit, according to a witness.